================================================ Subject: Re: [ Creed Discuss ] An Ode to Scott and Hillaree From: "NightStorm" To: "The New Improved Less Lame List" Date: Sun 24 Nov 2002 19:27:20 -0500 ================================================ Work is slow again, huh? ----- Original Message ----- From: "Joe Earles" To: "Creed Discussion List" Sent: Sunday, November 24, 2002 6:40 PM Subject: [ Creed Discuss ] An Ode to Scott and Hillaree > Scott's Cell Phone's Broken > ©2002 Joseph E. Earles (pending) > > Well I just heard > the news today > Hillaree's been put away > 'Cause Scott came home > The other day > And Hillaree > Rearranged his face > > Scott's cell phone's broken > His jaw is swelling > Now he's on the mend > Canceling dates again > Scott's cell phone's broken > His jaw is swelling > Now he's on the mend > Canceling dates again > Scott's cell phone's broken > > When Scott came home > He was out of luck > Had to hear about > The guys Hil f***ed > He took her hand > Said it was okay > But that stoner bitch > Clocked him anyway > > Scott's cell phone's broken > His jaw is swelling > Now he's on the mend > Canceling dates again > Scott's cell phone's broken > His jaw is swelling > Now he's on the mend > Canceling dates again > Scott's cell phone's broken > > (Spoken over interlude) > JUDGE: Given the wanton nature of the crime I'm going to leave it up to the > victim to impose sentence. Mr. Stapp, what should we with your estranged > wife? > > (sung) > STAPP: If I had just one wish > Only one demand > She'd stay away from me > Please make her understand > That if this face is marred > It could end my career > She ought to think of that > Before she drinks more beer > > Scott's cell phone's broken > His jaw is swelling > Now he's on the mend > Canceling dates again > Scott's cell phone's broken > His jaw is swelling > Now he's on the mend > Canceling dates again > Scott's cell phone's broken > > It's broken > > 11/24/02 > > > To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: > http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm > To submit your profile, visit: > http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp > To view List member Profiles, visit: > http://www.creedlisters.com To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm To submit your profile, visit: http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp To view List member Profiles, visit: http://www.creedlisters.com